1) I am a legend
2) I am the only Zebra that has scared off a Jaguar
3) I can time my temper tantrum breakdowns exactly in the most difficult locations
4) Multiple open heart surgeries, 3 triple bypass surgeries, and a complete heart transplant
5) I've had more intimate relationships than anyone
6) The internet is littered with 'help I've broken down' posts by every occupant I've had.
7) More photos taken of me than anything else
8) My lifetime operating costs are measured in years
9) You will never be bored with me around
10) I've never been stolen or broken into
2) I am the only Zebra that has scared off a Jaguar
3) I can time my temper tantrum breakdowns exactly in the most difficult locations
4) Multiple open heart surgeries, 3 triple bypass surgeries, and a complete heart transplant
5) I've had more intimate relationships than anyone
6) The internet is littered with 'help I've broken down' posts by every occupant I've had.
7) More photos taken of me than anything else
8) My lifetime operating costs are measured in years
9) You will never be bored with me around
10) I've never been stolen or broken into